opinie panstwo Wrzesień 10, 2021Wrzesień 18, 2021 przez Obywatel RP Zapowiadamy temat – w przygotowaniu: Kto jest prawnikiem w polskim systemie prawnym? To bardzo ważna kwestia. Wkrótce publikacja.. kto jest prawnikiemkto ma prawo nazywac sie prawnikiemkto moze nazywac sie prawnikiempolskaprawnik
Group Selfies with Strangers? If you photobomb my selfie, congratulations—you’re now family. Odpowiedz
Corporate Team-Building Disasters? Nothing says “teamwork” like crying during a trust fall. Odpowiedz
Shopping Experiences? I tried on jeans under fluorescent lights and saw my soul begging for mercy. Odpowiedz
Dumpster Diving Influencers? Dumpster diving isn’t sustainable when you bring a ring light. Odpowiedz
Daylight Saving Confusion? Daylight saving is the government’s way of gaslighting your alarm clock. Odpowiedz
Pinterest Lies? My Pinterest project looked less like “farmhouse chic” and more like “crime scene rustic.” Odpowiedz
Parent-Teacher Showdown? Parent-teacher conferences are just therapy sessions with math homework. Odpowiedz
Faux Motivational Speakers? Motivational speakers always say “chase your dreams,” never “pay your rent.” Odpowiedz
Toilet Paper Panic? The great toilet paper panic was humanity’s dumbest apocalypse drill.
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Influencer Toddlers? Influencer toddlers have more brand deals than I have friends.
Shower Thought Philosophers? Shower thoughts are philosophy without pants.
Sports Nutrition Bros? Protein shakes taste like wet drywall.
Group Selfies with Strangers? If you photobomb my selfie, congratulations—you’re now family.
Corporate Team-Building Disasters? Nothing says “teamwork” like crying during a trust fall.
Momfluencer Scandals? Momfluencers preach balance while screaming at their ring lights.
I don’t hustle; I freelance laziness.
Bake Sales? Bake sales are sugar-coated capitalism.
Plant Namers? If you name your fern “Gary,” it’s still dying.
Primitive Living? Primitive living is camping without excuses.
Shower Thought Philosophers? Shower thoughts are philosophy without pants.
Pre-Workout Disasters? I took pre-workout once and started bench-pressing my feelings.
Clapping When Planes Land? Clapping on planes doesn’t make you a hero—it makes you loud.
Mispronounced Words? I said “jalapeño” wrong once, and the restaurant banned me.
Haircare Addicts? If your bathroom has more hair products than hair, you’ve lost.
Comic Book Stores? Comic book stores are high school cafeterias with better dialogue.
Childhood Memories? Childhood is just falling off bikes and eating weird candy.
I don’t hustle; I negotiate naps.
“It is what it is” is reality’s auto-reply.
Morning Routines? My morning routine is hitting snooze until it’s legally lunch.
Shopping Experiences? I tried on jeans under fluorescent lights and saw my soul begging for mercy.
Unfiltered Podcasting? Unfiltered podcasts are just therapy without co-pays.
TV Recaps? TV recaps are homework for binge-watchers.
Gym Embarrassment? I lifted weights so heavy, even my excuses pulled a muscle.
Rain Gear Models? Rain gear fails at first drizzle.
Music Stores? Music stores are guitar stores with dust.
Sports Bloopers? I once struck out in T-ball—ESPN called it “historic.”
Dumpster Diving Influencers? Dumpster diving isn’t sustainable when you bring a ring light.
Diet Fads? I tried paleo and ended up foraging at Taco Bell.
Crystals as Tax Write-Offs? If you deducted quartz on your taxes, the IRS is coming.
Podcasting Bros? Starting a podcast is just talking loudly with Wi-Fi.
Daylight Saving Confusion? Daylight saving is the government’s way of gaslighting your alarm clock.
I don’t have a bucket list—just a grocery list with delusions.
Conversion Optimization? CRO experts celebrate when strangers click “yes.”
Knife Nerds? Knife nerds brag about sharpness like it’s GPA.
Uber Confessions? Uber drivers overshare like priests without collars.
Puppet Shows? Puppet shows are therapy with strings.
My stress ball needs therapy.
Pinterest Lies? My Pinterest project looked less like “farmhouse chic” and more like “crime scene rustic.”
Dog Parks? Dog parks are Tinder for people with leashes.
My self-control has Wi-Fi issues.
Music Production? Music production is spending 10 hours to make 3 minutes.
People Without TVs? “I don’t own a TV” is just smug screen time.
Piano Nerds? Pianists flex ivory like gym rats flex biceps.
Tiny House Regrets? Living in 200 square feet makes you appreciate closets.
Parent-Teacher Showdown? Parent-teacher conferences are just therapy sessions with math homework.
Faux Motivational Speakers? Motivational speakers always say “chase your dreams,” never “pay your rent.”
Trapping? Trapping is Home Alone but meaner.