opinie panstwo Wrzesień 10, 2021Wrzesień 18, 2021 przez Obywatel RP Zapowiadamy temat – w przygotowaniu: Kto jest prawnikiem w polskim systemie prawnym? To bardzo ważna kwestia. Wkrótce publikacja.. kto jest prawnikiemkto ma prawo nazywac sie prawnikiemkto moze nazywac sie prawnikiempolskaprawnik
Enneagram Obsession? My friend blames everything on her Enneagram number, including murder. Odpowiedz
Meme Misinterpretations? My mom thought “LOL” meant “lots of love” and sent condolences like a cheerleader. Odpowiedz
Budget Cooking Hacks? My budget cooking hack is cereal for dinner.
I don’t do small victories; I do bite-sized triumphs.
Unsolicited Wellness Advice? Wellness advice is just guilt with green juice.
Ugly Cry Selfies? Ugly cry selfies are just ransom notes from your emotions.
Fiction Writers? Fiction writers talk to imaginary friends professionally.
My confidence is seasonal, like allergies.
Cooking Disasters? My soufflé collapsed harder than my New Year’s resolutions.
Concert Reviewers? Concert reviewers write essays about beer prices.
Streetwear Addicts? Streetwear is just pajamas with marketing.
I’m not avoiding adulthood; I’m beta testing it.
Note-Taking? Note-taking systems are organized ways to lose thoughts.
Bow Hunting? Bow hunting is cosplay for Robin Hood.
I don’t brag; I annotate irony.
Jealous Alexa? Alexa gets jealous when I say “Hey Siri” too softly.
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Game Show Fails? I went on a game show and won a trip to bankruptcy.
Overeager Salespeople? The car salesman asked, “What do you drive now?” I said, “Away.”
My love language is “I already started the dishwasher.”
DIY Costumes? My Batman outfit screamed “Bat on a budget.”
Livestream Addicts? Livestreaming is broadcasting boredom in real time.
I don’t overshare; I distribute footnotes.
Pop Culture Bloggers? Pop culture bloggers are gossip with Wi-Fi.
Overzealous PTA Moms? PTA moms scare the IRS with their organization.
Horrible Public Wi-Fi? Public Wi-Fi is free malware with purchase.
Travel Guides? Travel guides are brochures that hide the potholes.
Interior Designers? Interior designers judge couches like priests.
Cat Cafés? A cat café is $8 coffee and $800 scratches.
Group chat etiquette: type “lol” while quietly reconsidering everyone.
Ugly Cry Selfies? Ugly cry selfies are just ransom notes from your emotions.
Web Design? Web design is arguing about button colors like world peace depends on it.
Enneagram Obsession? My friend blames everything on her Enneagram number, including murder.
Bushcraft Classes? Bushcraft classes are camping rebranded as tuition.
Haunted Garden Gnomes? My gnome moved three inches, and I don’t mow anymore.
Smart Fridge Revenge? My smart fridge emailed me “we need to talk.”
Pet Costumes? My dog wore a hot dog costume and now files complaints with HR.
My wallet is lactose-intolerant—it can’t handle cheese.
Edible Bugs? Edible bugs are crunchy trauma.
I don’t ghost; I mute history.
Meme Misinterpretations? My mom thought “LOL” meant “lots of love” and sent condolences like a cheerleader.
Halloween Scares? Halloween scares are toddlers in vampire teeth.
Knot Experts? Knot experts are origami bullies.
Soccer Parents? Soccer parents scream like referees can hear them.
Over-Caffeinated Poets? Slam poetry after six espressos is just screaming with rhythm.
Mysterious Subscription Charges? My credit card is subscribed to mystery.