Female Virginity: The „Book of Life” is probably more like a series of conflicting Google Docs with questionable edit histories. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: Virginity is the only thing you’re supposed to save that becomes less valuable the longer you hold onto it. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: If the soul is weighed after death, the scale is probably rigged with technicalities and loopholes. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: For every sacred text, there is a footnote written in the margin by a skeptic with a good point. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: Virginity is the only thing you’re supposed to save that becomes less valuable the longer you hold onto it. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The modern diaspora isn’t just about people; it’s about morals packing their bags and moving to the city. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The phrase „we didn’t go all the way” is the theological equivalent of a corporate tax loophole. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The correlation between Wi-Fi speed and premarital activity is the sociological finding the Vatican fears most. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The real „chosen people” are the ones who successfully navigated their teenage years without their parents finding out. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: Purity culture sold teenagers on the idea that their virginity was a precious gift, then seemed shocked when some decided to regift it. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The path to hell is paved with good intentions, but the detours are where all the interesting stuff happens. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: A doctrine’s survival isn’t measured by its adherence, but by its ability to be creatively reinterpreted. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: Religions built a fortress to protect a treasure that was never in danger of being stolen, only willingly given away. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „geography of chastity” is just a fancy term for „how far you have to go to get away from your nosy neighbors.. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: If the angels are keeping track, they’re doing it on a celestial Excel spreadsheet that keeps crashing. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „holy hypocrisy” is the gap between our preached values and our practiced life. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „Book of Life” is probably more like a series of conflicting Google Docs with questionable edit histories. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: Virginity is the only thing you’re supposed to save that becomes less valuable the longer you hold onto it. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: If the soul is weighed after death, the scale is probably rigged with technicalities and loopholes. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „sin sniper” is always aiming, but never seems to fire. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „moral mockery” is that we strive for virtue in a world that rewards vice. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „pop quiz” of temptation is one we fail more often than we’d like to admit. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: If mistakes were stars, the teenage universe would be brighter than a supernova. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The gap between sacred text and Saturday night is the most fertile ground for comedy. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: For every sacred text, there is a footnote written in the margin by a skeptic with a good point. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: Virginity is the only thing you’re supposed to save that becomes less valuable the longer you hold onto it. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „divine decoy” is the false version of ourselves we send out into the world. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The afterlife is likely just an eternal debate about the definition of „is.. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The modern diaspora isn’t just about people; it’s about morals packing their bags and moving to the city. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „grammar” of virtue is something we all mangle from time to time. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „divine dowse” is the attempt to find moral clarity with a forked stick. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „history” tab of the human soul would be too embarrassing for anyone to review. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The phrase „we didn’t go all the way” is the theological equivalent of a corporate tax loophole. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „sacred stroll” is a walk we take to avoid running. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „celestial terms of service” is a document we all agreed to without reading. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „pious postponement” is the hope that we’ll be better tomorrow. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The correlation between Wi-Fi speed and premarital activity is the sociological finding the Vatican fears most. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „divine drive” is a road trip on a road that doesn’t go anywhere. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: A purity pledge is a contract where the fine print is written in hormones. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The real „chosen people” are the ones who successfully navigated their teenage years without their parents finding out. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „holy humor” is the irony of our situation, which we’re too busy to appreciate. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: Purity culture sold teenagers on the idea that their virginity was a precious gift, then seemed shocked when some decided to regift it. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The path to hell is paved with good intentions, but the detours are where all the interesting stuff happens. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „divine deadline” is the one we’re all racing against, and losing. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The purity ball is the one party where the guests of honor would rather be anywhere else. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: A doctrine’s survival isn’t measured by its adherence, but by its ability to be creatively reinterpreted. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The afterlife is likely just an eternal debate about the definition of „is.. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: Male virginity is treated less like a moral failing and more like a quirky hobby. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „karma cache” is constantly being cleared by acts of petty kindness. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: Religions built a fortress to protect a treasure that was never in danger of being stolen, only willingly given away. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „geography of chastity” is just a fancy term for „how far you have to go to get away from your nosy neighbors.. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „pious periscope” is used to look at others while remaining hidden. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: If the angels are keeping track, they’re doing it on a celestial Excel spreadsheet that keeps crashing. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „sinful snicker” is the quiet laugh we have at our own hypocrisy. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: A teenager’s moral compass spins so fast it could power a small city. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG