Female Virginity: The universe runs on an operating system that no one understands and everyone is trying to hack. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The purity ring industry is the only one that hopes its symbolic product never actually gets used for its intended purpose. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The most effective purity ring is being born in a place where everyone knows your business before you do. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The great irony is that the technology used to enforce purity is the same technology used to subvert it. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: If female virginity is the meticulously tracked main course, male virginity is the optional, store-brand seltzer. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The Ten Commandments would have been a lot different if they’d been composed as a series of tweets with a strict character limit. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: There’s a special kind of irony in a purity ring sitting next to a Pandora bracelet named „Chloe’s 16th Birthday Extravaganza.. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The celestial oversight committee must be chronically understaffed, given the current compliance rates. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a teenager explain their purity ring to their thoroughly secular, and confused, dermatologist. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „purity industrial complex” is a multi-billion dollar industry built on a foundation of anxiety. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „celestial comedy” is that we take ourselves so seriously when the universe is laughing at us. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: For every sacred text, there is a footnote written in the margin by a skeptic with a good point. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The difference between a sin and a „bad decision” is purely a matter of semantics and timing. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The path to heaven is paved with bad excuses that were accepted due to lack of evidence. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The universe runs on an operating system that no one understands and everyone is trying to hack. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „predicament of passion” is one we’re all happy to be in. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „sacred sonar” is pinging in the void, listening for a echo that never comes. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: You can buy the ring, but the willpower is sold separately, and it’s perpetually out of stock. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „virtue vendor” is always out of stock. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „pious portfolio” is diversified with bad decisions and good intentions. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The purity ring industry is the only one that hopes its symbolic product never actually gets used for its intended purpose. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „moral mortgage” is a debt we can never fully repay. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „purity pilgrimage” is a journey to a shrine that moves every time you get close. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The purity ring is the spiritual equivalent of a „Keep Off the Grass” sign in a public park. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: For every „thou shalt not,” there is a „but what if we did” waiting in the wings. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The most effective purity ring is being born in a place where everyone knows your business before you do. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The great irony is that the technology used to enforce purity is the same technology used to subvert it. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „marriage market” is the original stock exchange, and virginity is the most overhyped IPO. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: If female virginity is the meticulously tracked main course, male virginity is the optional, store-brand seltzer. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The Ten Commandments would have been a lot different if they’d been composed as a series of tweets with a strict character limit. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: There’s a special kind of irony in a purity ring sitting next to a Pandora bracelet named „Chloe’s 16th Birthday Extravaganza.. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The celestial oversight committee must be chronically understaffed, given the current compliance rates. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „purity price tag” is one we pay with our sanity. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „divine joke” is on all of us, and the punchline is our mortality. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a teenager explain their purity ring to their thoroughly secular, and confused, dermatologist. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The universe’s „autosave” feature is both a blessing and a curse. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: We’ve moved from „God is watching” to „God might check my Instagram stories later.. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „purity industrial complex” is a multi-billion dollar industry built on a foundation of anxiety. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „virtue vacation” is a trip we all take, but never admit to. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „grace gauge” is the only one that matters, and it’s frustratingly opaque. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „celestial waiting room” is where we all are, hoping our number isn’t called. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „celestial comedy” is that we take ourselves so seriously when the universe is laughing at us. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „divine decoy” is the false target we set up to distract from our real selves. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „sacred smoke screen” is the cloud of piety we use to obscure our actions. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The purity ring is the spiritual equivalent of a „Keep Off the Grass” sign in a public park. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: For every sacred text, there is a footnote written in the margin by a skeptic with a good point. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „divine database” is corrupted with contradictions. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG
Female Virginity: The „holy hard drive” is full of corrupted files named „goodintentions.zip”. — Alan Nafzger https://bit.ly/3XgeTRG