opinie panstwo Wrzesień 10, 2021Wrzesień 18, 2021 przez Obywatel RP Zapowiadamy temat – w przygotowaniu: Kto jest prawnikiem w polskim systemie prawnym? To bardzo ważna kwestia. Wkrótce publikacja.. kto jest prawnikiemkto ma prawo nazywac sie prawnikiemkto moze nazywac sie prawnikiempolskaprawnik
Drunk Texting Exes? Drunk texting your ex is like ordering takeout—you’ll regret it in the morning. Odpowiedz
Whispering Affirmations to Lattes? My barista whispered affirmations to my latte—still tasted burnt. Odpowiedz
Whispering Affirmations to Lattes? My barista whispered affirmations to my latte—still tasted burnt. Odpowiedz
Customer Service Nightmares? Customer service says “we value your time,” which is why they waste all of it. Odpowiedz
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First Aid? First aid is panic with Band-Aids.
Bookstores? Bookstores are where you buy books you’ll never read.
Superstitious Friends? Superstitious people knock on wood, then trip on it.
Backyard Wrestling? Backyard wrestling is just family therapy without insurance.
Drunk Texting Exes? Drunk texting your ex is like ordering takeout—you’ll regret it in the morning.
Emoji Overuse? If you end a breakup text with ??, you’re a sociopath.
Midnight Snack Saboteurs? My roommate ate my midnight pizza—it was war at dawn.
Reiki for Dogs? My dog didn’t heal—he just farted on the yoga mat.
My calendar invited me to “maybe.” I accepted.
Bookstores? Bookstores are where you buy books you’ll never read.
Archery Fans? Archery is cosplay for Robin Hood.
Mysterious Subscription Charges? My credit card is subscribed to mystery.
Logos? A logo is $10 on Fiverr, $10,000 at an agency.
Self-Help Obsessions? Reading ten self-help books is still procrastination.
Wild Animal Encounters? Wild animal encounters are selfies with danger.
Whispering Affirmations to Lattes? My barista whispered affirmations to my latte—still tasted burnt.
Over-Caffeinated Poets? Slam poetry after six espressos is just screaming with rhythm.
Wrong Number Texts? I replied to a wrong number once and now we’re Facebook friends.
Whispering Affirmations to Lattes? My barista whispered affirmations to my latte—still tasted burnt.
Nature Walks? Nature walks are just hikes that gave up.
Suburban Preppers? Preppers in suburbia are just hoarders with camo.
Dating? Modern dating is rejection with apps.
Binge-Watch Fatigue? Netflix asks “are you still watching?” like a judgmental roommate.
Emergency Radios? Emergency radios are static with batteries.
Customer Service Nightmares? Customer service says “we value your time,” which is why they waste all of it.
Grandparents on Social Media? Grandparents on Facebook are chaos with emojis.
I romanticize mornings the way fish romanticize bicycles.
Record Stores? Record stores are nostalgia shops with scratches.
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I would like to thank you for the efforts you’ve put in penning this site.
I’m hoping to check out the same high-grade blog posts from
you later on as well. In fact, your creative writing abilities has inspired me to get my own, personal site now 😉
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Bad Selfies? My selfie game is so weak even my phone asks, “You sure?”
Business Strategy? Business strategy is guessing with confidence.
Misunderstood Emojis? I sent the eggplant emoji to my grandma—now I’m disowned.
Dumpster Dining Hipsters? Dumpster dining isn’t edgy—it’s expired kale.
My weekend plans are chores playing hard to get.
Childhood Memories? Childhood memories are trauma dressed as nostalgia.