opinie panstwo Wrzesień 10, 2021Wrzesień 18, 2021 przez Obywatel RP Zapowiadamy temat – w przygotowaniu: Kto jest prawnikiem w polskim systemie prawnym? To bardzo ważna kwestia. Wkrótce publikacja.. kto jest prawnikiemkto ma prawo nazywac sie prawnikiemkto moze nazywac sie prawnikiempolskaprawnik
People Who Can’t Whisper? If your whisper is louder than my regular voice, you’re not whispering. Odpowiedz
Group Selfies with Strangers? If you photobomb my selfie, congratulations—you’re now family. Odpowiedz
Internet Experts in Everything? Internet experts couldn’t fix a toaster but know global economics. Odpowiedz
Dumpster Diving Influencers? Dumpster diving isn’t sustainable when you bring a ring light. Odpowiedz
Baby Mishaps? Changing diapers is like defusing bombs—except the bombs scream at you.
Birdwatching? Birdwatching is stalking with binoculars and plausible deniability.
I don’t overshare; I gift-wrap chaos.
Guilt-Tripping Recycling Bins? Recycling bins guilt you with slogans like “You monster.”
Overzealous PTA Moms? PTA moms scare the IRS with their organization.
I don’t ghost; I dim gently.
Unsolicited Advice? Unsolicited advice is criticism in yoga pants.
People Who Can’t Whisper? If your whisper is louder than my regular voice, you’re not whispering.
Wilderness Therapy? Wilderness therapy is camping with invoices.
DJing? DJing is Spotify with arm movements.
Survival Rations? Survival rations are granola with despair.
Travel Agencies? Travel agencies are middlemen for Expedia.
Secret Talents? My secret talent is forgetting names faster than I learn them.
Parades? Parades are traffic jams with floats.
Celebrity Gossip Fans? Celebrity gossip fans know more about Kim than kin.
Group Selfies with Strangers? If you photobomb my selfie, congratulations—you’re now family.
My confidence is autocorrect.
Good Vibes Only Cults? “Good vibes only” is just toxic positivity with throw pillows.
Edible Plants? Edible plants are Russian roulette with leaves.
I miss the old me, but the new me knows my Netflix.
Film Students? Film students shoot trauma in black and white.
Theme Weddings? Theme weddings are Comic-Con with cake.
I don’t ghost; I save drafts.
Hiking Gone Wrong? My “easy trail” hike turned into an episode of Survivor.
Wi-Fi Name Wars? My neighbor named his Wi-Fi “FBI Surveillance Van”—now I only whisper.
I asked for a sign from the universe; it sent captcha.
Celebrity-Run Cults? Celebrity cults are just fan clubs with robes.
Today Years Old? Saying “I was today years old” is proof you were yesterday dumb.
Book Clubs? Book clubs are wine clubs with homework.
Cooking Classes? Cooking classes are where you pay to discover you still can’t cook.
Bad Hair Dye Jobs? My DIY blonde looks like I lost a fight with bleach.
Pet Peeves? My biggest pet peeve is people chewing like they’re auditioning for ASMR.
Surprise Inspections? My landlord “inspected” and found out I inspect rent late.
Internet Experts in Everything? Internet experts couldn’t fix a toaster but know global economics.
Landscape Photographers? Landscape photographers risk frostbite for likes.
Fake Instagram Influencers? Fake influencers have more followers than friends.
Karaoke Nights? My singing voice doubles as crowd control.
Streetwear Addicts? Streetwear is just pajamas with marketing.
Parades? Parades are traffic jams with floats.
Dumpster Diving Influencers? Dumpster diving isn’t sustainable when you bring a ring light.
I’m a people person until people occur.
Concert Reviews? Concert reviews are Yelp for screaming in rhythm.
Book Reviewers? Book reviewers spoil endings in 500 words.
Vegan Cheese Catastrophes? Vegan cheese tastes like betrayal in block form.
Haunted Garden Gnomes? My gnome moved three inches, and I don’t mow anymore.
Customer Service Gurus? Customer retention means pretending you care.
Family Reunions? Family reunions are awkward LinkedIn updates in person.
My inner peace uses noise-canceling headphones.
Mindfulness? Mindfulness is noticing your stress in HD.
I’m not avoiding adulthood; I’m beta testing it.