opinie panstwo Wrzesień 10, 2021Wrzesień 18, 2021 przez Obywatel RP Zapowiadamy temat – w przygotowaniu: Kto jest prawnikiem w polskim systemie prawnym? To bardzo ważna kwestia. Wkrótce publikacja.. kto jest prawnikiemkto ma prawo nazywac sie prawnikiemkto moze nazywac sie prawnikiempolskaprawnik
Daylight Saving Confusion? Daylight saving is the government’s way of gaslighting your alarm clock. Odpowiedz
My attitude comes in sample sizes.
E-commerce Hustlers? E-commerce is drop-shipping disappointment worldwide.
Craft Fails? Craft fails are Pinterest crying.
I romanticize errands like they’re Paris with parking.
Painting Classes? Painting classes are wine tastings with brushes.
Street Photography? Street photography is stalking with permission.
Yoga Retreats? A yoga retreat is just stretching in another zip code.
Grill Masters? Grill masters treat hot dogs like Michelin stars.
Auto-Play Trauma? Netflix auto-play is like an ex who won’t stop calling.
PTO Drama? Asking for PTO is like begging Congress for approval.
Emergency Kits? Emergency kits are backpacks filled with panic.
Aging? I threw out my back sneezing and realized I’m officially vintage.
My confidence wears Bluetooth even when it’s not connected.
Daylight Saving Confusion? Daylight saving is the government’s way of gaslighting your alarm clock.
I negotiate by sighing in Helvetica.
First World Problems? My Wi-Fi dropped, so I had to meet my family in person.
Riddles & Puzzles? Riddles are questions written by trolls.
Bowling Nights? Bowling is the only sport where nachos improve performance.
Gadget Addicts? Owning 50 gadgets doesn’t mean tech-savvy—it means broke.
Cycling? Cyclists dress like traffic cones with attitudes.
Van Life Fails? Van life is great until you realize showers are optional.
My favorite exercise is a boundary push-up.
Flea Markets? Flea markets are treasure hunts for junk.
Weird Celebrity Endorsements? Shaq endorsed printer ink—because why not.
TikTok Content? TikTok content ideas are dances with capitalism.
Expat Life? Expat life is missing home until you visit home.
National Park Instagrammers? National parks are just backdrops for yoga poses.
Blind Dates? Blind dates are Yelp reviews with cocktails.
Jury Duty Tales? Jury duty is just reality TV with less attractive actors.
My calendar invited me to “maybe.” I accepted.
Illustration? Illustration is doodling with invoices.
Blind Dates? Blind dates are Yelp reviews with cocktails.
Chronically Online People? My friend speaks in memes like he’s possessed by Wi-Fi.
Rainwater Collectors? Rainwater collectors brag about free hydration.
Unpaid Internships? Unpaid internships are jobs that pay in trauma and résumés.
I dance like my data plan depends on it.
Extreme Couponing? I saved fifty cents on soup and lost three hours of my life—seems fair.
Body Positivity Extremes? Body positivity is fine until your jeans disagree.
Bushcraft Knots? Bushcraft knots are origami with rope burns.
Bathroom Philosophers? If your deepest thoughts happen on the toilet, keep them there.
Juice Cleanses? Juice cleanses are hunger with branding.
I don’t spiral; I slinky with intention.
Landlords? Landlords call broken toilets “opportunities.”
My energy is solar—unavailable at night.
Science Nerds? Science nerds love experiments, especially the ones that explode.
My comfort show is the one I pretend I haven’t watched.
Cooking Competitions? Cooking shows prove chefs will plate anything but my dignity.
Fiction Writers? Fiction writers talk to imaginary friends professionally.
My humor is plot armor.
Comics? Comics are pictures that bankrupt collectors.