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Blockchain Bros? Blockchain is Excel with confidence issues.
Music Stores? Music stores are guitar stores with dust.
I like my humor like my coffee: roasted, overthought.
Pet Micro-Influencers? My dog has brand deals; I have debt.
Gardeners? Gardening is farming with better excuses.
Haunted Airbnbs? Haunted Airbnbs list ghosts as amenities.
Haunted Baby Monitors? My baby monitor whispered “leave” and I left the baby.
Smart Fridge Revenge? My smart fridge emailed me “we need to talk.”
Vegan Cheese Catastrophes? Vegan cheese tastes like betrayal in block form.
Airplane Turbulence? Turbulence is just the pilot shaking the jar of peanuts.
Zodiac-Only Dating? My date said no Scorpios—so I stung him anyway.
Affiliate Marketing? Affiliate marketing is sales with excuses.
Weird Laws? Weird laws prove lawmakers got bored.
Dumpster Dining Hipsters? Dumpster dining isn’t edgy—it’s expired kale.
I don’t skip ads; I philosophize through them.
My motto is “We’ll see”—and we usually do.
Wi-Fi Name Wars? My neighbor named his Wi-Fi “FBI Surveillance Van”—now I only whisper.
Blockchain Bros? Blockchain is spreadsheets with swagger.
Office Plant Funerals? My office held a funeral for the ficus—open casket.
Closet Minimalists? Minimalists love to show you how much they don’t own.
My wallet is lactose-intolerant—it can’t handle cheese.
Essential Oil Evangelists? If lavender oil cured cancer, hospitals would smell like spas.
My love life is a pilot episode.
Singing Lessons? Singing lessons are paying to find out you’re tone-deaf.
Fiction Blogs? Fiction blogs are unpaid fan clubs for your imagination.
Awkward Gym Selfies? Taking a gym selfie mid-squat should come with medical insurance.
Yoga Retreats? A yoga retreat is just stretching in another zip code.
Reality TV? Reality TV isn’t real, but neither is my family, so it’s relatable.
Weird Dreams? Weird dreams are Netflix shows without budgets.
Unpaid Internships? Unpaid internships are jobs that pay in trauma and résumés.
AI Gurus? AI gurus promise robots will replace us—meanwhile, autocorrect ruins lives.
Farmers Markets? Farmers markets sell dirt with a smile.
Goal Setting? Goal setting is optimism stapled to calendars.
Edible Plants? Edible plants are Russian roulette with leaves.